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You are tagged in this note because someone is miserable enough to like you.
Answer
the questions below and tag friends you would like to punish by
answering them too. Don’t forget to tag the person who sent you this
note,(s)he surely will read it and then will get fired after their boss
will catch them, it will be your good deed of the week!
1. When
was the last time you wanted to miraculously find a shotgun in your
pocket and shoot someone? (Be brave, tell who it was, no way s/he has a
facebook page.)
How about the ex-wife when I discovered the heartless
bitch had been cheating? Sounds like a good enough reason to blow
someone's gray matter out the back of their head. :) But I'm not biter.
2. You go alone to a new pub or bar you never visited before, where do you sit?
Prob in my car in the parking lot. If I actually grew a pair to go in, it would be in the back corner in the dark.
3. If you could be any celebrity, dead or alive, just for a day. Who would you want to be?
Hmm. Just a day eh? Gene Simmons. I think he's fucked more women then I've even fantasied about fucking.
4.
What is the worst profession you could have found yourself doing? A
rectal thermometer test person is not an option by the way.
I watch
the show Dirty Jobs. I'm sure I could come up with a rather long list.
Cleaning out a blast furnace. Cleaning out egg laying chicken coops.
Being married to my ex. Making boxes.
5. A magical creature
(Richard Simmons in a bikini) appears in front of you and offers you 3
wishes without any limitations. What would you ask?
1. Unlimited power.
2. The ability to know a persons past, present, and future. (Combined with the first one, to reward or punish them)
3.
To find true love and happiness. And if that's not possible, then total
destruction of all life as we know it. *evil movie laugh*
6. What is the most boring thing your significant other could ask you to do together?
Get married again. lol.
7. What question will make your veins pop coming from your spouse’s parents?
At the time, it was "When are you going to give me a grandchild".
8. How would you like to die when your time will come?
In a massive explosion that takes out the entire planet. What, too overly dramatic?
9. Why the feck do you sit and answer these lame questions?
IDK.
Why the fuck do you use the word 'feck'? Haven't hit puberty yet or
something? I used to answer surveys with the hopes of some nice women
reading them, deciding she liked me for me, and wanting to get to know
me better and starting a life together. Since that's fairytale bullshit,
I just answer them now out of boredom and to be a smart ass in some of
my answers.
10. What is the best characteristic feature in your best friend or loved one?
The ability to laugh at my jokes without me having to explain them.
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