Was watching Dr. Phil today.. (Stop laughing).. He had on "Ride Or Die" women. These women put up with anything from their man. The one put up with cheating constantly. She said she didn't feel like she deserved anyone better.
 
So I guess I need to find one of these "Ride or Die" women. Since she wont care if I'm unattractive and poor. And hell, considering the douche bags they normally get with, I'll look like a god damn knight in shining armor in comparison. So it'll be a win/win.