(DrN) I think I'm addicted to the internet.
<LadySin> You know you're addicted to the Internet when...
<LadySin> You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

(DrN) !addiction
<LadySin> You know you're addicted to the Internet when...
<LadySin> You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.